1. Menthol comes in bright shiny package, man does not.
2. Menthol can fit easily in your pocket, and will travel anywhere with you. I have yet to find a man who can do that.
3. Menthol leaves your breath fresh and clean. Can a man? No.
4. Menthol, aside from being tasty, can clear your nasal passages. Very few men can do that for you, unless maybe you date a doctor.
5. A pack of menthol candies cost about $.70. A man can put you into quite a bit of debt. Stick with the 70 cent menthol.
6. Menthol will make you friends. Go ahead, offer someone a menthol. Even if they don't take it, they'll appreciate the gesture. But try to unload a man on somebody, well, that's quite a bit harder, isn't it? And often it will cost you friends.
7. Menthol lasts a short while, then dissolves, leaving you fealing clear and refreshed afterwards. Men, on the other hand, do not easily disolve, and hardly ever leave you feeling refreshed.
8. Menthol will not call you on the phone at all hours of the night.
9. It's much easier to share a bed with menthol. They take up hardly any room, and, if you don't want it in your bed anymore, you can just eat it.
10. Menthol is quiet and well behaved. Bring menthol home to mom, and she'll be thrilled. You can never be too sure about a man, though.

SO, in total, I think we've all learned something today. Ladies - Stick with Menthol. You can not go wrong! Thank you!